But I digress ...
Back to Chinese New Year in Thailand!
Our first stop was Chiang Mai in the hilly north. It was quite a shock to leavie noisy, bustling, freezing (8 Celsius) Hong Kong and arrive in a laid-back warm place. The sun immediately worked its magic to help us begin to relax.
After paying the exorbitant rate of 140 baht ($4.50CDN), we were asked to wait outside in the heat (30 Celsius). Fifteen minutes passed, then another ten. Welcome back to the Third World! We finally gave up, got our money back, hopped into a songtao with our luggage, paid 100 baht and arrived at the Kantary Hills Hotel. The hotel was both beautiful and comfortable.
We quickly shed our warm layers and heavy shoes and headed out to explore the city. The old town covers one square kilometre and is surrounded by a tree-lined moat! There are reconstructed ruins of city walls on the corners of the moat. In addition, there are over 300 Wats (Buddhist temples) in CM - sometimes two in a single city block. All of these religious structures convey to us the historic significance of CM. From the 13th to the 18th centuries, Chiang Mai was the capital of the Lanna Kingdom.
My friend, Chloe, who lived in HK until June 2011, recommended that we visit the three most important Wats in Chiang Mai. After that, one tends to get "templed-out"! A few months ago, when we booked our trip to Thailand, I was excited to learn that Chloe and Eric would be in CM at the same time! We made plans to have dinner on Saturday night, our second day in Chiang Mai.
Our first stop was Wat Phra Singh, one of the more venerated temples in the city. Over 700 monks study here, and they were busy bustling around the complex.
Inside the main temple we beheld the creepiest sight! To the right of the main buddha, there were lifelike plexiglass mannequins of deceased monks. We had to look very very closely at the one in the middle in order to verify that he was "most sincerely dead" (like the wicked witch). We were sure that he was sitting there staring at us until we read the plaque that said he had died last year at the ripe old age of 99!
Jeff and I continued our walk through the narrow streets to the most impressive Wat Chedi Luang, which was built in the late 14th century. An earthquake in the 16th century destroyed most of it, but in 1990 it was restored with the help of UNESCO and Japanese funding. This temple , surrounded by huge stone elephants, is almost as grand as Ankor Wat!
In one of the temple buildings, we beheld a very fat monk, Phra Sangkachai. This monk was so handsome that angels and men often compared him to the Buddha. He considered this inappropriate, and disguised himself in an unpleasantly fat body.
Every tree in every Wat has a slogan nailed on it. This is one of our favourites!
This is Jeff's favourite sign. He says it proves that they have rednecks in Thailand. (The American Heritage Dictionary defines "bubba" as "a white working-class man of the southern United States, stereotypically regarded as uneducated and gregarious with his peers".)
An enormous tree! I couldn't fit all of Jeff and all of the tree in one photo.
And then a big surprise!!! As we were about to leave Wat Chedi, I looked at the street beyond the main gate, and there was Chloe walking by! (At 6 feet, she's hard to miss in Asia!).
Big hug, and then a photo in front of the sign that proclaimed "woman no entry". We stopped for a refreshing drink and started to catch up on the past eight months. Chloe left us with directions on where to meet the following evening.
Jeff and I continued walking around the old town, taking photos of the various Wats. Then our stomachs reminded us it was dinner time, so we headed down to the night bazaar (tacky souvenirs, been there, done that) and the Kalare food centre across from the night market. This was similar to hawker stalls we've visited in KL, Singapore, and Penang. Dinner with large bottles of beer cost a total of 10CDN!
We were pooped from all the travelling and walking we had done that day, so a Thai foot massage looked like the answer to our aches. Jeff must have been really tired to agree to a massage - it's not normally his idea of a good time (it still isn't). The excellent older masseuse worked on my feet, while the young, pretty lady gently massaged Jeff's feet.
We also saw:
Whimsical garden decorations.
A group of monk-tourists having their photo taken.
and a dog wearing a coat (it was 31Celsius!).
(Believe it or not, we also saw a cat wearing a coat!)
When we walked into the factory, one of the artists offered to paint our camera case, while another person offered to paint my t-shirt. Both look wonderful, and the elephant on my t-shirt did not even run or fade when I washed the shirt! When I asked the price, they told us "whatever you want to pay". Their handiwork and humility probably caused us to give them more than they would have asked for had they set a price.
My last adventure in Chiang Mai was a one-hour Thai massage at the Old Medicine Hospital. The massage cost 70 baht - 2.30CDN - no, there are no zeroes missing!! Thai massage is not relaxing. In fact, it's rather painful, as the masseuse pulls and pushes every joint and limb in the body. It's more like physiotherapy than body rub. I kept wondering how I would feel at the end of the process, and much to my surprise, I felt terrific! As my mother always says, "it hurts to be beautiful"! As it turned out, Chloe was taking a massage course, so we enjoyed our third reunion!
On Sunday afternoons, the main street of the old town becomes a "walking street". This was way more fun than the night bazaar. (I bought two silk sleeveless tops and a silk scarf for a total of 14CDN!). There was music, there was food, and there was a wonderful atmosphere of locals and tourists enjoying themselves. It reminded me of Boulevard St. Laurent in Montreal in the summer.
We splurged on a great meal to celebrate the end of three superb days in Chiang Mai. We ate on the terrace of The Riverside - where all the "cool" people go. While we were reading the menu, an American at the next table leaned over and recommended that we order the snapper that he and his partner had enjoyed. It turned out to be a yummy choice.
On to Bangkok the next morning. I'm convinced that 75% of the population of Thailand (almost 70 million) lives in Bangkok! Traffic is a nightmare - expressways, cars, buses, more cars, more buses. Yes, there are a few tuk-tuks and songtaos, but they look totally lost (and unsafe) in this extremely noisy place. Taxis are dirt cheap, but they take forever, so the Skytrain (elevated rapid transit) is a much better choice. Bangkok seems to sprawl for miles, and appears even more vast because the land is so flat.
After checking into our hotel (terrible hotel, terrible location, won't use this travel agent again), we decided to visit the Jim Thompson House. Thompson was an American architect and entrepreneur (and purported spy) who almost single-handedly revitalized the Thai silk industry in the 1950s and '60s. Thompson moved six old wooden country houses from Ayutthaya (the former capital of Thailand) and combined them into a masterpiece. The house is located by one of the klongs - canals - that run through the city. Each part of the estate is filled with treasures, and beautiful gardens and fountains unite the complex. Thompson's personal story ended mysteriously. While he was on holiday in the Cameron Highlands, Malaysia, in 1967, he went for a walk and disappeared. No trace of Jim Thompson has ever been found!
The two main attractions in Bangkok are the Grand Palace (home of the Emerald Buddha), and Wat Po (home of the Reclining Buddha). We took a convenient riverboat to reach both of these monuments. And then we had our first-ever gullible dumb-tourist experience! As we were walking to the entrance gate of the Palace, a man approached and informed us that the Palace was closed until 1 p.m. for a special function. He suggested that we visit two other Wats that happened to be open only one day each year - and this was our lucky day! This man was wearing what appeared to be an official uniform - khaki pants, beige shirt, pin in his collar, beret cap. He grabbed my map and started to make notations all over it, and almost forcefully started to lead us to a taxi to take us to the other venues. I snatched the map from his hands, gave him a "look", and started to walk back to the tourist information kiosk. Jeff ran after me, berating me for being so rude! When we arrived at the information booth, I asked if the Palace was truly closed. The woman at the desk laughed and said "Oh, don't believe them. They don't tell the truth." There are so many policemen patrolling Bangkok. I wonder why they don't clamp down on these illegal activities (does anyone smell corruption?).
The Grand Palace is breathtaking. Huge, gold, bejewelled. There is so much to see and absorb, that I think multiple visits are necessary. This was not one of my fashionista days. My Peter Ho hat, which I bought in KL last fall, had started to resemble a Mad Hatter's chapeau. Although I wrapped a large shawl around my sleeveless shirt when I entered the Palace, the guards made me borrow a proper shirt for my visit. I also forgot to wear slip-on sandals, so I was forever buckling and unbuckling my shoes as we visited the temples. The Emerald Buddha sits atop a very high altar. The Buddha is made of jadeite, and is clothed (by the King of Thailand) in seasonal dress. Because it was winter (35 Celsius, but still winter), the Buddha was almost fully covered in garments made of gold.
These are two small examples of the amazing sculptures on the various buildings in the Grand Palace. I could have spent weeks taking photos of every detail!
Now that we've seen parts of two new countries in Asia (Taiwan and Thailand), it's time to venture into China again. Stay tuned for our future adventures in Qingdao, Beijing, and Pingyao.